"QUARTER POUNDER", The name of the webpage belonging to a boy/beast called (so his mum doesn't sue us) Alex Will**mson.
He cost 25p for a ride.
The cost of his weight in steel.
The value of one of his massive craps as a fertilizer.
The fact that his pounds (thumps) are one fourth of that of any normal person. (Trust me, I know)
He'll pay you 25p to be his friend.
He specialises in the art of quarter pounder cheeseburger eating (one of his favourtie hobbies).
Possible explanations for this "Quarter Pounder" name.